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(214): View more from Texas

There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.

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(319): View more from Iowa

How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.

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(404): View more from Georgia

He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies

(1-303): View more from Colorado

You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?

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(630): View more from Illinois

Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.

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(949): View more from California

The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!

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(410): View more from Maryland

just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra

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