real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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