you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She even gives head with a lisp.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
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Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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