I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
high people should be assigned attendants
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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