you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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