He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction