writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
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Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water