her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?