i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough