Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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