You made me cry and you don't even care
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Drake has all the answers
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
