How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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