youre lurking in front of me
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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