Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
the liver wants what the liver wants
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
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