Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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