i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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