Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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