How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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