its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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