therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
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I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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