btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
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there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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