Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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