One girl and one boy is just not enough.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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