She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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