As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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