I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
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yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
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he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
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He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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