Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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