do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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