Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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