so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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