that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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