Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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