is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
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