yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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