k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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