ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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