it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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