There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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