yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
