So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
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apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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