If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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