You made me cry and you don't even care
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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