He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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this will be a night to untag.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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