Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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