I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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