Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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