normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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