That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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