As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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