I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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