I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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