sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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