Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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