Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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