I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
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