her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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