1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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