i jhust puked up my retainher.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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